insert foot now mr. nader, the white sox, frito pie warfare

ralph nader committed political suicide...or as much as he could at this point anyways...seems like his political career had a nasty terminal illness and only oregon would let him put himself out of his misery...until this comment made while referring to being kept off the ballot in the deep south - "i felt like a nigger." this from a white millionaire who has degrees from princeton and harvard law. oops.

i've said it before, but i'll say it again...to my fellow crackers, you cannot say certain things. you are privileged in this country, and with that privilege comes immense responsibility. perhaps nader felt that he had run his cred up enough that he could dip to the other side. never will happen. just sad.

on a more depressing note, the white sox have the red sox on the ropes. no miracle comeback this time around. i hate the white sox...it is my duty as a man that bleeds cubbie blue. sox fans are the incarnate of evil, they act like they have had a drought (as the red sox did last year) even though they have over a decade before hitting the century mark without a title...we're on top of it. so for the alcs, and, god forbid, the world series...everyone out there grab a beer, dump it on your white sox loving friend and root against them with all you are. if i witness it, i'll buy you another beer.

apparently there was a riot at a local high school yesterday...gang warfare in the cafeteria. here's the kicker though....it started not with gunshots, or even rocks or blunt objects being hurled at rival gang members...no, it started with frito pie flying through the air. the deadliest of deadly weapons...the dreaded frito pie. if only war worked like that too...perhaps the a-bomb would be a burrito from chipotle.

these three cubic feet of bone and blood and meat are all i love and know.