the end times are upon us

anyone else notice that lately it seems like end of days is gearing up to wipe out the planet? on top of the countless wars and other military conflicts, famine, genocide, rape/pillaging (you know, the usual stuff...the fun part of human nature), and the inevitable global holy war that is breaking out, mother nature has become especially pissed off as of late. record-breaking earthquakes, frightening tsunamis, hurricanes set to leave millions homeless this season, and disgusting heat waves all over the country. she's pissed.

next time you see your local cardboard wearing, bell ringing, end times preacher...shake his/her hand and thank them for their tireless work in attempting to warn us of this. tell them you're sorry we didnt pay attention sooner...that we tried to get them committed...that we just didnt understand the ramifications of humanity. then give them a kitten.