boy crushes and what bill richardson forgot

this morning on "today" they were talking about boy crushes and whether men have them. of course every man but dr. drew pinsky (or however you spell his last name) denied it up and down and acted as though their penis would fall off and they would sprout breasts immediately if they admitted to such a thing. well boys...it doesnt happen, you testosterone levels dont drop, your estrogen levels dont go through the roof...you simply get a boy crush. and if you say you've never had one...my guess is, you are gay and having trouble coming to terms with it.

i'm not ashamed, i'll take one for the team here and name one of mine...jonathon rhys myers...if you have ever seen velvet goldmine or that elvis movie on tv last year you know what i am talking about. hot folk are just hot folk...and it doesn't make me any less of a man.

which reminds me of a party i went to last year...donned in a glittery gold shirt (compliments of a female friend) and with painted eyes, nails, etc...there were a few "men's men" there...hunters, football fans and such...of course i got some damn strange looks from them at first...but by the end of the nigth i was talking circles around them when it came to sports and they were treating me as one of the guys. so suck it up and have fun with your other side...admit to that crush, it'll make you feel better.

as for bill richardson, he is going places (or so he thinks). he seems to have forgotten he is a southwestern hispanic man and governor of an incredibly poor state. see, when he first got into office he wore a lot of good ol' mexican cowboy shit...plaid shirts, brown jackets, bolo ties...he looked horrible all the time, and it was great. then john kerry needed him, so he started to get dressed up. bill was last seen on local news sporting a black suit, white shirt, solid striped tie, and cuff links...that's right, cuff links. apparently he is once again heading overseas...the man spends more time trying to win votes outside of new mexico than he does working for new mexico. i'm no longer a fan...although the last strong was when he bailed on the kids at taos high school after promising to be the key-note speaker at their graduation.

i got news for you bill...you're an unattractive, uncharismatic minority that is governing a state that can only make you look worse for it. this country will never elect you...give it up and do your job.

if you see kay, tell her i'm alright