lessons from feline friends...

i'm the guy with two cats...sad, but true. but they have taught me so much about life, happiness, and hygene and eating habits. i would like to share some of these lessons with all of you now...

if you are going to chew on someone, make sure they know you love them first...

sometimes it is more satisfying to just sit and watch the world go by...

life isn't always fair, sometimes there is a screen in your way...

with a bit of imagination, the packaging can be as good as what's inside...

it is not alright to mess with other people's shit...

everyone needs physical signs of love...

don't be ashamed of your love for large breasts...

don't be ashamed of your big butt, your big, you're beautiful, own it...

it's ok to like being spanked...

it can make you feel better just to be in the presence of good friends...

no matter how annoying you may find your family and friends to be at times, they deserve your sacrifice...

some people may just be worth risking your life for...

not everyone is going to like you, no matter how friendly you are...

you don't need papers to feel validated...

head scratches feel really, really good...

so does having your back rubbed...

whenever you hurt someone, make sure you say you're sorry...

if your best friend is feeling down, nuzzle them...

sometimes, if you beg and plead long enough and loud enough, you'll get dessert...

nothing says love like cleaning someone else's ass when they can't do it themselves...

how nice to see only one side of it all.