the long awaited blogspot debut of The Siek Board...

everyone has one, a collection of quotes uttered after too many drinks...many are funny only to those people aware of the circumstances...some can be enjoyed by all...here is our's...prepare yourself for siekiphonics and enter the world of H.C.I.C.H.Q. via "The Siek Board"...(extra credit to those that can identify the speaker)

"over there...they have really smelly vaginas."

"and then, she goes into the smelly pussy thing."

"if i didn't already have a hot pussy before, i got one now."

"dad, stop blowin' me!"

"you're swaddled in booze and love."

"here's your excuse, and here's you." (complete with requisite hand gestures)

"ha! i beat you in real life!"

"do you know where to hide a squid?"

"i'm leakin paul! i'm leakin!"

"that's just bad fur."

"now, are those sevens in your hole?" (again, with requisite hand gestures)

"fuck off king. i'm on the prowl."

"don't lick my box."

"eww. what did i just put my hand in?"

"they're as big as my head." (yes, "they" are breasts)

"your ass is going to explode dude."

"i bet jesus was fuckin hung like a fuckin horse...if you were the son of god, wouldn't you give yourself that shit?"

"it's wet...all over my forehead."

"what's the word for god?"

"so, poker is about playing with crackers and getting drunk." (as the heavens opened up and shone a light down)

"every time i think i'm out, i'm a little in."

"and sometimes i have a penis pouch thing, and i'm not a big fan."

"leave me alone...i'm on a different drunk than you."

"at least it's not a pussy drunk...heh, drunk on pussy." (complete with creepy grin)

"i'm seeing pubes everywhere, it's all blurry...what's that all about?"

"i love it because for some reason it seems like the opening is three times as big as well."

"bacchus! you better not be eating my cookies!"

"i miss my rum man...i could do a bottle of that."

"a hot naked person is hot naked folk."

"i actually need a stick up my ass."

"we've got an army too...of freaks and sluts."

"i guess i should stop rubbing it in front of you guys."

"isn't it a little early for cootch?" "no, it's after nine."

"no! you eat my ass!"

"aww...it's penetrating..."

"how long have i been drunk?"

"what are you ewwing? (pause) EWW!"

"that's how all emotional scenes should be...with a cool ass 'dja dja dja djit'" (complete with requisite hand gestures)

"all i'm saying is that i'm drunk, and shit is startin' to move."

"mmm...it made a milkshake in my mouth."

"i'm afraid of my own ass."

"come on, not when i'm swallowing."

"i'm just trying to suck it out man."

"it just wells up and i forget to swallow."

"ooo! i was fingering that bitch!" (again, hand gestures)

close your eyes and think of someone you physically admire...and let me kiss you...