coal mines, myspace molesters and pat robertson...

another coal mine accident, another couple days with the nation on the edge of it's seat...and another handful of blue collar workers who never came home from the job site. something that always intrigues me about these mini-disasters is that they never seem to spark a discussion as to why we need so many damn coal mines in this country to begin with. i don't quite understand why we never begin to question why we need to send so many people into the bowels of the earth to extract a black rock that will keep that lightbulb lit whilst we sit in the other room in shorts and short-sleeves in the middle of winter. perhaps losing a handful of men every few years should make us think of safer, more eco-friendly ways to obtain the energy we "use" each year. (note the term "use" is meant to include disgusting wastes...but that is the american way).

another thing that bothered me about the reports...i heard one of the families immediately jumped to talk of a lawsuit. what does it say about our culture when that is one of our first thoughts when a loved one is killed? not much.

apparently this site has become a favorite for those that love to have intercourse with young boys and girls...such as a friend of mine who first lures them with candy. (that was a joke in case you are reading FBI Agent whats-your-name). kids posting on here saying they are over 18 when they are really too young to drive, and dirty men posting on here saying they are 18 when really they are approaching middle age. here in albuquerque some guy found a girl on myspace, and was then caught in her bed by her mom...he was 24, she was 14. contrary to what the vatican would have you think...forget the gays, technology is the end of civilization.

so to all those people out there wondering if i am young and availabe for afternoon sex while mom is downstairs...sorry to disappoint you, but i am really 26 years old. however, keep in touch, you may need my services some day soon.

pat robertson makes another appearance thanks to his remarks concerning sharon (a "friend" of his). seems he thinks the stroke may be god's way of saying "hey fatman...why are you giving my land away to those godless heathens? i'll show you to mess with my proclamations put down in a book thousands of years ago and erroneously copied millions of times over...not to mention exaggerated." but pat, as a christian wouldn't you say that the jews got it all wrong anyways and they are damned based on their failure to accept jesus christ as their personal savior? i think that would piss the big man off a little more...ignoring his son...but i guess maybe he really liked the gaza strip...maybe he was planning a vacation home there.

for the money the simple life honey is good...